Tuesday, November 18, 2008

if only (my homage to the print journalism of larry king).

if i could have two women sing me happy birthday together, they would def be diana ross, circa 1964 (baby love), and stevie nicks, circa 1977 (dreams).

erykah badu would be sitting silently, wearing a funny hat. actually, she could wear the cake as a hat.

i dont have anything against badu - i actually really like some of her stuff - but that scenario would drive some people i know absolutely crazy, which would be a nice present for me.

if i could meet one athlete, it would obv be michael jordan. but if i could meet two, they would be john elway and your mother.

if i could eat one food right now, it would be my cuticles, without the dont bite it polish on them. fortunately, this is not possible.

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